You and your siblings are stuck in the 60’s and your dad invited you guys to have dinner at a restaurant/bar Reginald: “what would possess me to adopt Eight ill-mannered malcontents?” Five: “We all have special abilities” Reginald: “Special? In what sense?” Luther: “In the Super Power sense” Reginald: “Call me old-fashioned but I’m a stickler for a pesky little thing called evidence, show me” Allison: “Everybody wants to see powers all of a sudden” Luther: “We aren’t circus animals, okay? We’re not gonna bounce balls on our noses and clap our hands like seals for your amusement” Diego throws a knife to show off his power Reginald writes something down Diego: “What are you writing?” Reginald: “You are zero for two, young man” Allison almost spits out her drink and Diego gets up about to attack the old man but Five blinks in front of him to stop him Five: “Stop” Reginald: “Now that is interesting” Five: “Alright uh quick run down, Luther, Super strength, Klaus can commune with the dead, Allison can rumor anyone to do anything” Diego: “Except she never uses it” Allison: “I heard a rumor you punched yourself in the face” Diego punches himself in the face Diego: “aah d@mn it” Reginald: “What about you?” Luther: “Uh maybe we don’t take Vanya for a test run” Klaus: “Oh yeah that’s probably not a good idea” Luther: “Yeah” Vanya: “It’s fine I can handle it” Allison: “Handle it? Last you handled it, you definitely blew up the moon” Vanya gets ready to use her powers Five: “No Vanya don’t!” They all start yelling at her not to do it but she taps the cup with a fork and explodes a pineapple Vanya: “Oops” Luther: “That was impressive” Reginald: “Fascinating” Reginald: “And what about her/him?” He points at you Five: “We shouldn’t do Eight’s”
The Umbrella Academy
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