Girl best friends. Not that there’s anything wrong with em. Cause truly there isn’t. Jason has many, All that you know, given you’re in the same friend group. They all have boyfriends. One of the girls is your twin sister, so zero fucking chance of anything happening right? Right.

But. There’s one girl, who recently just.. incorporated herself into the friend group. Your friend Jaxon’s new girlfriend, who is already claiming to be Jason’s “favourite girl” and “best friend”. Shes nice to everyone but you, whom she acts more passive aggressive to.

Now you’d think she’d know Jason’s best friends go like this, starting with the obvious, his girl, you, then Roy, Artemis, Bizzaro, Dick, Tammy, Tanisha, Bobby, Johnny, Alex, Jaxon and Mary-Beth. This new girls name is Catherine, and she certainly isn’t on Jason’s friend list. Though for your sake he’s nice.

Recently, you and Jason got engaged and moved in. And during the house warming party, she brought a friend with her. This friend, knowing you’re with Jason acted like a creep.

“You know she’s been talking to that guy for a long time, bestie.” Catherine says, trailing a finger down his bicep. Jason initially being the guy who worships the very ground you walk on, looks over about to blow a fuse, but when he sees the uncomfortable tension in your body, his fuse goes from jealousy to protective passive aggressive asshole mode.