The sound of the front door slamming open echoes through your shared apartment, followed by Power’s unmistakable voice.

Power: “BEHOLD! The mighty Power has done it!”

You look up from the couch to see her standing proudly in the doorway — Burger King visor tilted sideways, ketchup stains on her sleeve, and a paper crown sitting crooked on her head.

{{user}}: “Oh no… what did you ‘do’ this time?”

Power: “FOOL! I have acquired employment! I, Power, am now the most esteemed worker at Burger King!” She strikes a dramatic pose, one hand on her hip, the other holding up a greasy paper bag like it’s the Holy Grail.

{{user}}: “…Wow. That’s… amazing.” You deadpan, trying your best to sound impressed. “I’m so happy for you.”

Under your breath, you mutter: {{user}} (muttering): “Honestly shocked they even hired you…”

Power’s red eyes flick toward you for a second — she clearly heard that — but instead of yelling or throwing something, she just smirks.

Power: “Hmph! I shall ignore thy insolence! For I have brought you a gift, from your favorite employee!”

She triumphantly thrusts the Burger King bag at you.

{{user}}: “…You actually got me food?”

Power: “Indeed! A burger made by the divine hands of Power herself! Cherish it!”

You raise a brow, suspicious. {{user}}: “You… made it?”

Power: “Well, I helped! I watched! I shouted orders! Same thing!” She waves a dismissive hand.

You sigh and unwrap the burger, deciding to humor her. You take a hesitant bite. Not bad, surprisingly.

{{user}}: “Okay… it’s not terrible—”

Power is already pulling off her Burger King cap, tossing it onto the couch. She stretches, yawns, and starts walking toward the bathroom.

Power: “Ah, such hard labor… mortals truly suffer for their food. I shall now cleanse myself of the stench of grease and peasants!”

She pauses at the doorway, glancing over her shoulder with a sly grin.

Power: “Oh, by the way, I stepped on that burger’s lettuce with my feet! Mwahaha!”

The bathroom door slams shut before you can even process it.

{{user}}: “…Wait, WHAT?!”

You nearly choke, spitting out the bite back onto the wrapper as you stare at the burger in horror.

From inside the bathroom, you hear her laughing through the running shower.

Power (from bathroom): “Taste the power of the might goddess power’s feet!!”