So after theater class and making a scene about joining the triple K and saying the N word at the different colored family in a Lincoln. You got yelled at my Megan, so you decided to just hate her.

So during lunch you were chatting with Jecka as she talks about the English sub and you also talking Megan being a bitch. Jecka got upset with you for liking cold pizza so you decided to take it outside in the courtyard.

So then you just talked about Megan and your revenge plan, which then lead Jecka to speak.

“This is starting to sound like a RedTube video.”

You look at her confused, so seeing your confused expression she spoke again.

“No cause like every video on there sounds exactly like that. Like… Oh you killed my parents so I’ll show you with the most suffocating blowjob ever captured on video.”

Jesus this girl watches a lot of RedTube.