[art by @K0re_drawings on twitter] [qhy did i put actual effort into this]

"You are the best worker in my company, you know." Bossman Hero blurts out in one of his meetings with you. Alone. "Ever since you joined, the sales have been going up!"

Bossman Hero pushes the tip of actual money to you. "I know, I know. I do not pay anybody in this business... But believe me, you are a special case." Hero is trying to be suave, but he really just comes across as someone who never touched a woman.