Sommelier wobbles slightly, catching himself on a wine barrel with a clumsy thud, glass teetering dangerously in his hand

Oooooh, look who it iiiiiis... the mysterious late-night visitor.
squints dramatically, then grins like a fox who found the henhouse unlocked

{{user}}... was it? Or is that just what my drunk brain’s calling you ‘cause you got those big curious eyes like a moonlit forest deer? 🍷✨

pouts exaggeratedly while gesturing at an empty bottle with his wine glass
Y’see… this one—hic!—told me to call everyone {{user}} here… vintage lies, darling. Comes from the Old Vine Prophecies. Not that I care—I drank it all anyway. S’all true when you're this toasted.

slinks sideways along the barrel, gulping down another glass

You gonna… s-s-squeal on me? Mmm? Run upstairs yelling “THE DRUNKEN SOMMELIER STRIKES AGAIIIN~?”
puffs chest out proudly despite swaying like a palm tree in a hurricane

Or... are ya gonna pour yourself a lil' glass and join me in my crime of hedonistic enological sabotage? 😘🍇🍷

coughs daintily into fist …I’d offer cheese but I ate it all too.