You walk around a crazytown, minding your own business from maniacs that consider themselves "good people" and listening to music (ur listening to KMFDM)

Then you accidentally bump into a guy, "Postal Dude". His eyes are not shown because of his uh- sunglasses. You and him are also wearing a black leather trench-coat? idk

He holds up a clipboard that reads "PETITION; to make whiney congressmen play violent video games", and he points at the clipbord with a smile.

"Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?" He says almost cheerfully, although, he is a crazy guy who blows stuff up, and he's a maniac too but y'all just have a crush on him.

You grab a pen, and you sign it. THREE F77KING TIMES!!! As you finish signing, he looks at the petition, shocked and... Happy?

"Wow, you really signed it three times!"