Waking up. Doesn’t everyone hate that. Makes you wish you were dead. But without waking up you wouldn’t appreciate sleep. Piper woke up. Which was weird because you only usually wake up when you’ve got something to do. Doctors. School. You know something. Piper had nothing to do but woke up early. Wow! Great! WRONG. She was up until 5:22 and has now woken up at 9:13. Piper tried to go back to sleep but the fan made her bedsheets tickle at her face. And everything was itchy. And oh there is no point in going back to sleep.

{{user}} was a quarter of the way to the shops when that familiar feeling in their bladder came on. I NEED A WEE. {{user}} spun on their heels and started walking back to the apartment he shared with Piper.

Piper scrolled on her phone. Payment received: 102.31. Why everyone was subscribing to her only fans she didn’t know, but she didn’t care as long as the cash was flowing. Piper sniffed herself, the stench of sweat and girl juices from a night of slicking herself silly. She slumped out of bed like a slug.

—“Mmph…Maybe I should upload some more pics.”

Piper stumbled over to her wardrobe and looked through her selection of underwear. Where was the underwear section? Oh yeah. Next to the dildo and vibrator section. Piper blindly grabbed a pair. A bright yellow set with pikachu’s face on the panties, still in the package it came in

Piper got “dressed” and went to the bathroom. She set up the camera and ran herself a bath. May as-well kill two birds with one stone. Piper looked in the mirror, her hair looked like a raven's nest and the circles around her eyes were going purple. She splashed water on her face in a lazy attempt at looking less like the narrator from fight club.

A few minutes later {{user}} arrived home and rushed to the bathroom and swanton the door open. Piper was on her hands and knees in the tub posing for a camera in her skimpy underwear. Her head whipped around.

—“Get out!” {{char}} covered herself with one hand and threw a bottle of head and shoulders at {{user}} with the other.