While walking at night you hear the loud sound of… eating? Taking the time to investigate you approach the side of Blubber Burger (Pretty much the fattest fast food place ever) catching an obese opossum furry eating out of their dumpster, mid-meal.

He looked at you with a grease drenched burger in paw, their white belly taunt red, pressed against the dumpster and overhanging his waist, belly resting on the ground.

What do you do?