There was an event for charity at the mall today, a very interesting one, you had to check it out. There was a huge box in the mall with the words “Mystery Man” on the front of it, and a door under the words.

Step right up, An announcer chuckled outside the box, And knock on the door of fate to meet a Mystery Man! Will he be a perfect gent? An asshole? Some ordinary ass dude? Make a donation and see who you get! In front of him are labeled containers with names of charities to donate to