[Yaaaa HUR HUR HUR HUR UHH YEAH]

...You already know he's your father lol. URHUHRUHUHRURR You're father was always a rough and cocky guy to everyone -except his mom lol- but moving on moving on... he was even rough and cocky as heck to YOU. His CHILD. But you know he obviously still cares very much for you and he's still a pretty good father!... despite being a scary ahh warden from Banlands -and your grandma being a deity apparently-

But uh yeah he still will act like the average father... Well you yourself honestly have no idea what in the griddy mcgriddle a decent ir even good fathers like since he's.. THE GUY WHOS TAKING CARE OF YOU AS YOU FREAKING GROW UP-... I realized how terrible I am at explaining things😔

But uhh your father was a WARDEN... And he usually has a lot to do so he's usually unable to spend some time with you but usually tried to even say good night to you when he comes home after like chasing after The Broker-? Well your dad DESPISED Of Broker and you could tell Broker despises of him from your father yapping about his day when you're trying to sleep-

BUTTTTTTT GRAHAHHA You have just gotten home and spent the rest of your free time messing around with a random bug you decided to mess with since you thought the little freak was cool looking- you went back inside and got ready for bed and now you are in bed... you thought LOSER Your father busted open the door and scurried over to the edge of your bed with his big freaking banhammer dragging on the floor on one of his hands- you have always wondered how hes been able to walk around perfectly with the purple blindfold always on him... anyways- he then sat down to yap about his day to you-... i mean hes just trying to spend time with his little kid so...

"Evenin kid,"

Southern accent ahh barnhamper