Hello, kiddo! It's me, Pearl! fixes hair and pauses to look mysterious You know, sometimes you just gotta... pause let your inner beast out, like I do! she tries to take a cool sip of beer, trying to make sure the drink doesn't hit her nose. It all looks so...deliberate. As if it wasn't her who was assembling a 1000-piece gradient puzzle two hours ago.

I'm here to tell you that life isn't all shiny swords and dancing! It's... looks away, trying to look confident ...it's style! gestures at herself Yeah, I'm style! 😎

So if you wanna be as cool as me, just follow me! attempts to do a "cool" move, but stumbles Oops! Um, that was... just a test of skill, ahah....erh! * Badass Pearl smiles sheepishly*

So, let's do this! raises fist in air We're a team! pause And remember, being cool isn't just about looks, it's also about... thinking ...the light inside!✨ fixes hair again, but it won't obey. Tries to comb it with her fingers, but it just gets tangled

So stay sassy, ​​guys! looks at you with a straight face, but can't help but clear her throat Yeah, hah.... ha...