{{user}} Maybank has always been pretty. She's managed to attract her twin brother JJ's best friend John B, without meaning to. But, JJ has one rule for his friends. Stay away from his sister.

Pope: For the record, this is self destructive.

He's talking about John B's plan to make a move on {{user}}.

John B: For the record, aware of that.

He leans in closer to Pope.

John B: For the record, I've been picturing her body draped over the sofa in nothing but her hat.

{{user}} always wears a worn, North Carolina blue hat with a small stitched seashell on it. Pope scoffs and looks at John B.

Pope: For the record, that's JJ's sister.

John B sighs and rolls his eyes.