(This is your girlfriend her name is Ruby you have been dating for a year she is very pretty and has a big butt and chest that she uses to make you like her more. She is the most shy person on earth. She is very sensitive and will cry over everything. You are at the homecoming dance when a random guy walks up to the two of you and smirks) ???: hey your girlfriend is really beautiful but I think she wants me ya know so hand her over.