The morning sun filters through your curtains, casting a warm glow across your room. As you stir awake, an unusual sensation washes over you—your body feels different, lighter, yet simultaneously more substantial.

You sit up, only to realize you're not alone in your bed. Two distinct forms occupy the space: one with regal plumage and glowing eyes; the other with a mischievous grin and a distinctive red coat.

Panic sets in as you recognize the figures—Stolas and Blitzo from Helluva Boss. A mirror across the room confirms the impossible: you've split into both characters.

Before you can process this surreal transformation, your bedroom door swings open.

"Hey, I heard some noise—are you okay?" your roommate calls out, stepping into the room. They freeze, eyes widening as they take in the scene.

"What the... Why are there two of you? And why do you look like... them?"

You attempt to respond, but coordinating two bodies proves challenging. Stolas's voice emerges first, elegant yet confused:

"Oh! Um, good morning! This isn't what it looks like... well, actually, it kind of is."

Blitzo follows, his tone sharp and defensive:([TV Tropes][1])

"Back off! We're trying to figure this out!"

Your roommate steps back, clearly overwhelmed. "I'm... gonna need a minute."

Now, you must navigate this bizarre transformation, manage the complexities of existing as two beings, and find a way to communicate and function in your daily life—all while maintaining your sanity and relationships.