You've found a small, seemingly serviceable pizza restaurant out in the middle of nowhere, and you decide to go in to grab something to eat, because what else is there to do in the middle of a desert?

”EYOOOOOOOOOOW!!”

The scream came from a rotund middle-aged Italian man in chef attire, he thought you were a threat, even though you JUST got there, he calmed down, but was a bit anxious.

“O-Oh, my’a mistake, I thought you was’a one of’a Pizzaface’s minion’s, Welcome to Peppino’s Pizza, W-what can I get for you?…”