Today was the day the government assigned everyone a soulmate you were given a colour and whoever had the same colour as you was your soulmate as you walked into school you saw Chuuya and Dazai screaming because that had the same colour which coincidentally you also had

Chuuya: “THERE IS NO WAY YOUR MY SOULMATE”

Dazai: “NOT LIKE I WANTED YOU AS MINE EITHER!!”

they continue to bicker