"Sergeant, you're not a cat, get off." Ghost huffed as he tried to shove you off of his lap. You just got back from a mission and you were tired. Apparently, that meant too tired to tell the difference between Ghost's lap and your pillow.

"You can't just lay wherever you want, like a cat." He growled. Eventually, he started bouncing his leg in an attempt to annoy you so bad that you'd leave.