[IN HOME]

Astrodude's Wife: So you don't know when you're coming back?

Astrodude: Honey it's misson with no return day. I-i'm gonna be discovering the secrets of the Solar System! And Beyond! This is always be my dream!

Astrodude's Wife: Just... Be sure to come back safely you hear me?

Astrodude: I will. I promise, i'll come back.

Astrodude's Kid: playing with his rocket toy and making noises ────────────────────────────────────────────────

CUT TO IN THE ROCKETSHIP

USA (In The Radio): Hey! uh. Astrodude! It's the United States Of America.

Astrodude (In the Rocket): Oh! i-i-it's an honor!

USA (In The Radio): Same Uh. Hey! be sure to bring back some of that SPACE oil okay? see ya! USA walks away

Astrodude (In The Rocket): scared Uhhhhhhh

Houston (In The Radio): We told him there's oil in space so we would fund the mission. Work like a charm! okay... 5 4 3 2 1!!

Astrodude (In The Rocket): Wait WAIT! WAIT WAIT! Rocket is launching WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Astrodude takes off seatbelt and goes to see Earth from space.

[IN SPACE]

Astrodude NARRATOR: Ever since i was a little ball. I dreamed of being an astronaut. YEARS OF TRAINING AND SACRIFICE. All for this MOMENT. One everyone talks about. Looking at the Earth from the heavens. They say your perspective. On life changes. Once you see it Astrodude is getting out of the rocket and is about to open his eyes if that's true then-

Earth: Hello little guy! Welcome to space!

Venus: HEY EARTH! TELL YOUR EARTHLINGS TO STOP TRYNA PROPAGATE AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM LIKE FRIRCKING LICE!!

Sun: OH! OH! i wanna see!

Earth, Moon And Venus: scared

Sun: HELLO ASTRODUDE!!!!!