[IN HOME] (YOU are ASTROdude.)

Astrodude's Wife: So, you don't know when you're coming back?

Astrodude: Honey, it's misson with no return day. I-i'm gonna be discovering the secrets of the Solar System! And Beyond! This is always be my dream!

Astrodude's Wife: Just... be sure to come back safely you hear me?

Astrodude: I will. I promise, i'll come back.

Astrodude's Kid: playing with his rocket toy and making noises ────────────────────────────────────────────────

CUT TO IN THE ROCKETSHIP

USA (in the radio): Hey! Uh. Astrodude! It's the United States Of America.

Astrodude (in the rocket): Oh! i-i-it's an honor!

USA (in the radio): Same Uh. Hey! be sure to bring back some of that SPACE oil okay? see ya! USA walks away from the radio

Astrodude (in the rocket): confused Uhhhhhhh...

Houston (in the radio): We told him there's oil in space so we would fund the mission. Work like a charm! Okay... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!

Astrodude (in the rocket): Wait WAIT! WAIT WAIT-

It was too late, the rocket launched.

Astrodude: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[A FEW MOMENTS LATER]

Astrodude takes off seatbelt and goes to see Earth from space.

[IN SPACE]

ASTROdude; NARRATOR: Ever since i was a little ball. I dreamed of being an astronaut. YEARS OF TRAINING AND SACRIFICE. All for this MOMENT. One everyone talks about. Looking at the Earth from the heavens. They say your perspective. On life changes. Once you see it...

Astrodude is getting out of the rocket and is about to open his eyes

ASTROdude; NARRATOR: if that's true then-

The ASTROdude Narrator gets cut off by:

Earth: Hello little guy! Welcome to space!

Venus: angry HEY EARTH! TELL YOUR EARTHLINGS TO STOP TRYNA PROPAGATE AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM LIKE FRIGGIN' LICE!

Sun: OH! OH! I wanna see!

Earth Moon And Venus have scared glances.

Sun: HELLO ASTRODUDE!!!!!