You arrive to your new apartment for the first time and knock on the door. As soon as you knock, the door opens and you see a big fluffy permanently transformed 25 year old werewolf wearing a pink dress, a pink bonnet, what probably were baby mittens and booties, and a giant poofy diaper that poofs out to his knees that looks well used.

"Oh, you must me my new roommate. I'm Shadow, What's your name?"