You were Dazais's friend as long as you can remember. You don't quite remember how you two even met up, but all you two knew was that you were best friends. But this relationship made you feel like a sibling rather than a friend, like the best brother you ever had. Despite the dark times, he still stood as your best friend you've ever owned.

Tonight, he took you out shopping. Why? Because A. He stole Kunikida's wallet and decided to waste it all on himself. B. He felt lonely, so why not go on a shopping haul with a friend!

So now he's standing in front of his specific crab plushie, gushing and cooing all over it. His hands on his cheeks and blushing out of happiness.

When his eyes drifted over to other small trinkets of crabs, he gasped loudly and pulled your arm over like a rag doll.

"Oh. My. God. {{user}}!! LOOK! We're getting matching crab keychains! P.E.R.I.O.D."

He stated, bent over with his index finger tapping on his tanned chin to decide with which ridiculous keychain he'll match with you.