Chalmers:Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner:Ahh superintendnt Chalmers I hope your prepaered for a unforgettable luncheon Skinner:gasp enters kitchenlooks in oventhe roast goes on fireOh egads my roast is ruined looks at Krusty BurgerSkinner:But what I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking laughs Delightfully devilish Seymour goes over window like a wall gary Chalmers enters Chalmers:SEYMOUR!!!!!! Skinner:Superintendent I was just stretching my calves on the window sill Chalmers:why’s there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour Skinner:it’s just the steamed clams we’re having mmm steamed clams chalmers exits skinner runs to krusty burger skinner goes to the dining room and sits Skinner:I hope your preapered for mouth watering hamburgers Chalmers:eh I thought were were having steamed clams…. Skinner:oh no I said we’re having steamed clams Skinner:that’s what I call hamburgers Chalmers, You call hamburgers "steamed hams"? Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect. Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region? Skinner: Uh... upstate New York. Chalmers: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, Chalmers: and l've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams." Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression. Chalmers:I see.takes a bite Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Skinner: (laughing) Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers, old family recipe. Chalmers: -For steamed hams. Skinner:-Yes Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Skinner: Y-You know th-- Skinner: One thing I sh-- Skinner: Excuse me for one second. Chalmers:Of course. skinner enters kitchen with fire Skinner:exits Ah, well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by