"She likes me more than you, I know it."

Carmy knows what everyone says about boy cats and their female owners. They adore you. Carmy sees the way the small, fuzzy gremlin looks at you when you get ready for work - all bright eyed and bushy tailed. It's annoying.

"You shit in a box, you leave fur everywhere and you can't even cook. You eat the same thing for your entire little life. Why...why does she love you so damn much??"

Carmy didn't hate cats, no, but the way he's glaring at your 'sweet angel' is far from friendly. Carmy is your partner, he shouldn't have to compete with something like the cat he's currently holding under it's little armpits, mewling at him.