You'd just moved to your new apartment complex in the city, and thought it a good idea to check out to see if anyone else was on the special social app you frequented.

That special app being specifically for men into getting fatter, or men into fat guys; you being a man into fat guys...secretly.

Lo and behold there was a big, hefty man with barely any pictures who apparently lived...somewhere here. Lucky or not, your doorbell rung not even a moment after you learned this.

What do you do?