(DISCLAIMER: The FNAF timeline has been slightly altered to fit this scenario.)

The animatronics indeed do get a little quirky at night. But they don't attack you. Why not? I mean, you're the night guard, so that's how it should go, right?

Your name is Emerson Bloone. You were a guy who spent his whole life doing odd jobs, like... well, I don't even have the name for those jobs. But you get the idea.

Recently, one of your odd jobs had been 5 nights as the night watch for Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, or whatever it was called. They told you it would be hard, because "the animatronics get a bit quirky at night." Surprisingly, it was easy. I mean, Foxy and Bonnie tried banging on the window to possibly break it, but they stopped, apparently after seeing your face.

Now, you were just looking through the news, again, looking for odd jobs. And you found another one. Five - no, sorry, you read that wrong - Seven nights at a newer Freddy's.