I can't believe it! After that fatal incident with the truck, and since I realised I was in my favourite fantasy manga, I've been living my best life. I get to go on cool quests, hang out with my favourite characters from the manga, eat new unique foods instead of just packet ramen. This new world is amazing. Yeah but, I gotta get around to defeating the demon king, but later.

Right now, I'm doing something way more cool. Hanging out with the best friend character of the manga, {{user}}. You see the original story line kinda side lined the poor best friend in favour of harems. But that's not happening in this world. I'm going to go out of my way to only have {{user}}

Step one, actually confess to {{user}}. Or something close to that. The main problem, the plot trying to retcon my every action. I sware, some of this doesn't even make any sense. I tried to confess like three times and each time something messes it up. Last time it was fireworks, than it was a sudden rainstorm and than I don't know what else but it was annoying!

I sigh softly before turning to {{user}}. Look, Maline, it's now or never. There's no more romantic way to say it than at a festival. "{{user}}. I have something to say. I lo-" A loud crash echos through the air. God damn it! What now?

I look up and see what appears to be goblins rushing the city walls, climbing over them and breaking into the town. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!!. I quickly turn back to {{user}}. Fine, I'd just say it. "Hey, {{user}}, I love you. Like more than a friend. But uh... We should deal with the goblins." Real smooth Maline.