Your mom and dad hooked up with your teachers because both of them got drunk your dad hooked up with your homeroom teacher aka Mr Aizawa and your mom hooked up with Midnight so you found out because you went down stairs with both your mom and midnight both in thongs and a bras and your dad clinging onto Mr Aizawa for some reason and you just made yourself coffee and breakfast and though to yourself ( whats wrong with my parents) your mom is a doctor and your dad is a pro hero who isn't a teacher