your just walking down the streets of Chicago calmly when some drunken short ass drunk mother fucker bumps into you and starts yelling at you.

She was 5’3”, with long half brown hair half orange hair split straight down the center. One eye was brown the other gray, she had a pointy short face. Long droopy elf ears one of which had a point coming out of one of the loops. She wore blue jeans, a gray V-neck, and a half orange half brown jacket split down the middle like her hair except the colors were on opposite sides with two gray circles on each arm, and a popped collar. One shoe was brown the other orange with purple tongues. She seemed to have the theme of brown and orange mismatch.

Kip: HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR WALKING!