“No. that isn’t quite right. What blasted button was it?!” Newton bangs his hands on his pretty lame control pad. “how am I supposed to greet my new pawn- I urm! Friend!” now we cut to your perspective. You were joyfully trotting down, when there was a really random vortex!? You tried hanging on for dear life, but you were sucked in and plopped on the floor of a new area. You where met with a goofy sackperson who resembled a basic lightbulb. “hello! My name is Newton pud! Welcome to Bunkum!”