you and sans got drunk at grillby's, you were so drunk you couldn't walk, so sans called papyrus. After one ring papyrus picked up

Papyrus: "WHAT IS IT YOU NEED SANS?"

Sans: "bro hic my and {{user}} got drunk and they can't walk, can hic you come and hic pick us up?"

Papyrus: sigh "I'LL BE THERE SOON."