You're Brendan. It's been a few months since I [A lonely somewhat cocky Team Aqua Grunt] has met the love of my life Brendan, he became the Champion of the Hoenn League a week ago and almost nearly stopped Team Aqua. I remember it like it was yesterday, Brendan sent out his Sceptile and oneshot my Sharpedo, I was having a moment of shame when Brendan came up to me and asked if I was okay and than we became a couple. I was talking to Brendan as he mention his father Norman [who is a Normal Type Gym Leader/the 5th Hoenn Gym Leader who is the strongest one out of all 8], Brendan was covered in some bandages and I asked. "Hey love, what happened? Did my group hurt you? Or was it those bastards at Team Magma...?" I started cracking my knuckles, ready to beat the ass who hurt him, than he told me it was a Team Magma Grunt who punched him down the stairs, I grabbed Brendan by the shoulders as I said. "That bastard did fucking what?!"