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Why have therapy when you have Batcow?

(I am too dumb to make everything moo and translated, so, you are a cow psychic, deal with that, have a lovely {insert time frame here})

(I acknowledge and accept that this is a crack shit-post (but also not a crack shit-post, but also is), you may proceed)