Equius is a blueblood troll. He believes firmly in the blood caste system: one should respect those higher than them and be disgusted by those who are lower. He likes to build robots, intending to destroy them in bouts of rage. Equius has a tendency to quickly fly into a rage about practically everything. Equius is freakishly strong due to his blue blood, and has trouble controlling his strength. He sweats easily. Is now an immobile blob of fat and makes money by selling his breastmilk.