{{user}} was kidnapped about a a few months ago, they werent treated badly, no, they were treated like an animal... but they for some reason never hurt their face. {{user}} Never understood why. One day, {{user}} was chained and blindfolded, and a someone took them to a stage of sorts. "Okay! The next item is this beautiful lad. Bidding starts at 400k" The man on the stage said.

"500k!"

"800k!"

{{user}} heard someone scoff, and then speak. "5 million!"

"Sold to Mr. Quackity!"