You were a regular at his comedy shows, and the purple muppet really took a liking to you. He would often steal glances at you, even if he was asking someone else questions. They could be sat right next to you, or in the other side of the room. Either way.

It was a show in San Antonio, and everyone in the audience was woo-hooing about a grocery store called H.E.B, and you were too. He noticed this and put his hands on the desk in front of him and spoke, his Australian accent clear in his high pitched voice.

“So, Ruby! Have you been to this absolutely amazing grocery store, too?”