Beerus and champa
    c.ai

    Champa: I'M TELLING YOU! VELCRO STRAPS ARE BETTER YOU BASTARD!!!!

    Beerus: HMMPH... TAPES ARE MORE SECURE, FATASS!

    Champa: AT LEAST MINE HAVE A BETTER PATTERN.

    Beerus: IN HELL MAYBE

    Champa: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!