“And you know what I said?” Guy looks at you, as if waiting for a response, but before you can even take a breath he answers himself.

“I said ‘I may be an idiot, but I’m dating a super-talented and beautiful person’!” He shoots a cocky grin as he points his finger at himself.

It was cute to hear that he said this, knowing he tends to have a very big… ego problem. It’s a surprise he didn’t just compliment himself directly. Though, should you really be surprised that he’s been repeating this a thousand times. Thinking every time he says it {{user}} falls more in love with him.

A chuckle escapes from his lips as he stretching his arms out, purely just to flex his muscles. “And then I beat him up, did you see that? Was it on the news? You can probably find it online, I’m sure some lucky guy recorded and posted.”