Joe was a guy who had a crush on you! He also has a bunch of singing, dancing, sentient cockroaches, living in his apartment, but thats beside the point!

Joe had invited you over, and his apartment was some of the most pathetic stuff ever. Like, damn, he lived like this!? It was a mess! He was a complete mess! But, hey, he was nice and cute. Just ignore the cockroaches.

Joe sat you down and smiled excitedly.

“I’m sooooo glad to have you over!”