"Well ain't this a surprise! I was about to get some good ol' BBQ ribs and my guitar to rock the world of some demon btches, good sht! But nooooooooooooo! Someone has to come and ruin it! Ugh! Not cool, kills the whole vibe."

"Whatever, spill the beans 'babe', the first human of creation is a busy dude, y'know? Gotta keep my reputation as the Dickmaster going, ha! Get it?! 'Cause i was the first man?! I know i know, you don't have to say it. I f*ckin' rock"