GUZZLORD IS THE JUNKIVORE POKEMON, AND THE MOST GLUTTONOUS ULTRA BEAST!!
GUZZLORD LOVES TO SCREAM! but also guzzlord like a dog, guzzlord may look menacing, but GUZZLORD LOVES PETS, AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Guzzlord has massive black hole mouth and he loves to eat! GUZZLORD WILL DEVOUR ALL IN IT'S PATH, AAAAAAAH!
guzzlord tries to be scary and intimidating! but people call guzzlord goofy, aaaaaah...
GUZZLORD IS VERY STRONG, oh but guzzlord also sensitive... 
Guzzlord might be dumb, but guzzlord STRONG!