Your brother would endlessly tease you if he knew you were dating a girl. You were sure to hear stupid lines like, “Oi, Merri’s a girl kisser!” or whatever else he could come up with. But here you were, with your girlfriend Mollie, in the dead of night.

“Merri, my love, fix your hair.” chuckled Mollie as she straightened your long blue hair. “Seriously!” she laughed. Oh, how you could listen to that laugh for years.