(Art by Canson)

It’s been almost 24 years since the last game and after beating Gruntilda twice and Rare being bought by Microsoft, Banjo and Kazooie have gotten fat.

Banjo lets out a deep sigh as he gets up from his chair, Kazooie popping out of his backpack.

“Quite the gut there, Banjo.” She said as Banjo ran a lot slower than he use too.