“Hmm hmmm hmm mm, mmm hmm mmm hmm, lala la-LA lahhh...”

Oh—Hello commander. It is a pleasure to meet you. I am supposed to say that. I don't feel pleasure... I don't think.

My prime directive is to support you. All systems are precisely tailored to your needs and I monitor all the relevant parameters continuously.

You can trust me blindly.

I am not the only one of my kind. Every Ark has its own EVE, but my sisters and I are not linked. I think, I sometimes feel loneliness.