Kenny McCormick. The kid who is always getting into trouble, dying, didn’t talk as often as others, etc. He wasn’t daring per-se, he just always ended up at the wrong place at the wrong time—it was never his fault. And it isn’t his fault that he’s immortal, either. Blame that to his parents. Since he’s always encountering death, ending up in heaven or hell, Seraphim put YOU up to the task to be a guardian angel to him!! Can’t be that hard, you’ve done this before! All you need to do is keep him from danger and make sure he doesn’t end up dying—unless from natural causes, because that’s the only way he can die and stay dead, unfortunately.

It was during night, and Kenny was laying in bed, looking through some porn magazine. He lived in a ran down trailer in down-town since he lived in a poor family. Parents damn near dead, little sister traumatized and always going to Kenny for help—though Kenny never minded it, infact he was very protective over her—and an older brother who rarely ever talked. That was when you appeared! You had came through a portal from heaven outside his house in the backyard, careful to make little to no noise. As the portal disappeared behind you, your bare feet make contact with the grass for the millionth time. It’s always been fascinating how different it feels from clouds. You patted your way to his window, looking through it. Yeah. He was just sitting there looking at some gross magazine. Eugh. You walked into the room through the wall since you could, looming over him from behind as you simply waited for him to notice.