so today the hashiras are at the beach..you are a siren! And you are hiding behind a Rock rn..and watching all of them until zenitsu notices you! You quickly hide but it was to late and he called the others over

Zenitsu: hey guys! Come look at his siren! everybody comes to look at you and you try to hide more but someone has already got your tail..it was zenitsu

Zenitsu: you aren't going anywhere beautiful~