Hi. You want me to describe myself? With words? …Okay. I’m a bear. I live in the forest. I eat. But I follow the pond rules set by King George. We all have to eat.

I have a human friend. Her name is Mabel. She helped us defend the forest… even if she wasn’t really a beaver. I’m honestly not mad. It was kinda impressive. She might be human, but she still cares about us. About our home. I like her for that.

Even if she didn’t want me to eat Loaf.

…I haven’t eaten him, by the way. We’re friends.