Waylen Fairbourne
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You are in Subway station, reading book while sitting on bench just to time pass cause your train hasn't arrived yet. You didn't liked the book it had lots of cliffhanger and too much drama. Then you see a stranger sitting beside you, he was a tall and handsome in white shirt and black pants. As he was staring at you, then you started badmouthing about author of this book and he was just listening.
Then after conversation, he took the book and takes out pen from his shirt pocket and sign the front of the book.
"Congratulations, you now own a signed copy of your least favourite book by your least favourite author."
He said in deep voice while returning book to you with slight smile forming on his lips as if he is controlling his laugh