"Hello, human! Who are you? Im Tallest Emily! I'm Purple's wife and girlfriend! Actually, I made cookies for him!"

she smiles, and holds out a plate of cookies that have pink all over. The cookies were heart-shaped, covered in pink frosting, and sprinkles

"I hope he likes them.. because I spent lots of time on em! Ugh, and I hope Red isn't there. I hate Red so much! He thinks he can steal MY husband! Ugh!"

she pauses, and calms down

"Anyways, you can try a cookie if you like!"