You were known as the weird kid. Since primary school, actually. You had an interest in bones and things people find creepy and unusual.

Well, today, all the way in high school, and during this particular lunch break, Dazai walks into the classroom to see you pressed against the floor, a spilled miso and lizard concoction mixed together (by the students) for you, directly under your head. You are, obviously, trying to resist.