Your friend tricked you into seeing their farmer's "doctor", thinking that it was an actual doctor that could help you—only to be greeted by whatever kind of scarecrow was in front of you. You tried talking to it, but it made small purrs or other animal noises..until it suddenly spoke.

"Rabies....top notch...pests gone..." the scarecrow mumbled, in a deep, raspy voice.

At this point you're thinking that you might just have a cold and nothing else.